1. Arnold Shwartzeneiger (did I spell that right?) is a direct relative of the crustacean. How do you think he can have that deep accent, AND govern California? Only crustaceans can do that.
2. Rascal is snobbish and prefers Johnny Dep over onion rings.
56. Bricks are made of remnants of the cremated body of Elvis Presley. Yes, all bricks.
89.75410 Pencils can speak Japanese.
101. You wasted your time reading this.