I made this song, but I give credit to The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon. I changed the lyrics, though. This is about my friends, and at one part, family members. Except the part about Shaq and the tater.
Old Jason was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Alec burst from the shade
and hit Jason with a grenadeJ
Jason got ticked and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Josh Hawkins came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Alec mobile
but before it could make it back to the A-cave
Zombie Braden popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Alec away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Mitchell Baldwin came to save the day
this is the ultimate showdown of Sojo city
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate showdown of Sojo city
Jason took a bite out of Mitch’s eye
and Andrew Brewer took a bite out of crime
then Shaq came back covered in a tire trac
but Kevin Pham jumped out and landed on his back
and Alec was injured, and trying to get steady
when Zombie Braden came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Nathan Miner took him out with his whip
then he saw Jason sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Alec stole it and he shot and he missed
and Kevin Pham deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Zombie Braden tried to pole vault
onto Mitch, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by the old man’s stare, oooh
this is the ultimate showdown of Sojo city
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
Angels sang out in praise for this man
down from the heavens descended Ethan
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Nathan Miner
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Alec dressed up as a candy cane
but Ethan saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Alec's head in between his thighs
(NOT PART OF THE SONG:this is the part with family members)BACK TO THE SONG
then Wyatt the Grey and Wyatt the White and"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Joe and Elisio Mussolini and The Joe Meanie and Cowboy Wyatt and Jambi the Leesie Robojoe, the babinator, Captain Quirk(Jonas), and Darth Tater Joe Man, SuperY, every single Family member Lou S. Preston and Lauren Logan,Wy, the cat, Doc Jane, and Ray Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they beat up Ethan in his Red Sox hat
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total aweand the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Austin Burton in a bloodstained sweater
this is the ultimate showdown of Sojo city
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Sojo city
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